The Beginning

Once, there was a girl who was a bit of a nomad, having lived all over the UK. She had always dreamed of living in London and one day, a year shy of her 30th birthday, she found a lovely if overpriced flat, packed her belongings and set off to seek fame, fortune, and fantastic dates. One out of the three would be a good start.

Having had two disastrous dates in as many days, and having joined a dating website against all her better judgment, her lovely friends suggested she write about it on a blog, so that not only they, but ever other girl in the city could be amused by her shambolic love life. So here it is.

And the blog title? Well, her first ever kiss was to Blur's London Loves (He said: "You look like Demi Moore". She said: "You look like Keanu Reeves." They were both liars. And very, very drunk. But she was only 15 so we'll let her off).

Let's see where this takes us. Get ready for a bumpy ride...

LLx